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Can Free Earn You Money?

2012-01-18T22:09:00.001-08:00

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Please Take a Look

2012-01-11T14:09:00.001-08:00

Hello Everyone. Please take a look at my newest listing located here: http://www.magicshow.com/listing/the-mr-mysterrio-show/

Thanks!

PA Magician To Do Holiday Shows

2011-12-20T17:28:00.001-08:00

Mark Mysterrio world record holder & magician announced today that he is getting ready for his holiday shows at the shawnee playhouse. Magic and More Entertainment posted the following video: http://pennsylvaniabirthdaymagician.com/2011/12/pa-birthday-magician-does-hol...

Attention Magicians

2011-12-12T18:35:00.001-08:00

We are about to go live at: http://virtual.magicalwisdom.com/tv

PA Magician Adds New Website

2011-11-28T08:22:00.001-08:00

PA Magician Mark Mysterrio just added a new website here: http://pennsylvaniabirthdaymagician.com/ on that site you can read about having a PA magician who will work for your PA birthday party.

When you want a PA birthday party magician you might want to read the articles and posts on the site. You will find many things that are helpful when it comes to using a PA magician like Mark Mysterrio or any other PA birthday magician.

Marshmellows, Glitter, Snow and Show - A must read!

2011-11-27T23:22:00.001-08:00

Hello everyone. If you are wondering what all of these have to do with one another, it is all related to this latest post: http://birthdaypartymagician.wordpress.com

Nov 27th, 2011 Toys for Tots Show - Don't Miss It!

2011-11-25T18:53:00.001-08:00

Nov 27th - 5 p.m. If you are in the area of Brews Brothers West,Luzerne PA stop out and help the local magicians support Toys for Tots. The cost of admission is only $5 per person or an unwrapped new toy. Local magicians will include Mr Jay (11 year old magician) The Mentalism of Dave J, Joe Hussey of Jester Entertainment, The Magic of Bill Dixon, My good friend S. Patrick, Myself - Mark Mysterrio & Miss Deborah W.R.H.M. and more. Jolly Ole St. Nick might even make a stop if he is in the area. Stop by Brews Brothers West ,Luzerne PA and show your support. We will be filming for Mark Mysterrio's all new Web TV show at this event so stop by and say hello. Who knows - you might find yourself on TV. You don't want to miss an evening of Magic to benefit the U.S.M.C Toys for Tots.

East Stroudsburg Magic - Just Added OCt 22nd

2011-10-20T04:04:00.001-07:00

Join us for an afternoon of fun and games for children of ALL ages.
Wear your costumes and come to Middle Smithfield’s Resica Park!
Food and refreshments for all! Tricky Tray and raffles for adults,
and Trunk or Treat, children’s games and entertainment by
J&N Entertainment, prizes, and children’s costume contest
judged by Magistrate District Judge Honorable Brian Germano.
DATE: Saturday October 22nd
TIME: 2:30– 5:00pm (Trunk or Treat begins at 3)
LOCATION: Middle Smithfield Park (Resica
Elementary) on Gravel Ridge Road in E’burg

Mark Mysterrio will be there with his magic show starting at around the 4:30 p.m. time slot. Stop by and say hello.

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend...

2011-09-10T11:57:00.001-07:00

go check out our newest video:

Time Sensitive Information For Sept 3rd, 2011

2011-09-02T22:37:00.001-07:00

Today is the start of The FREE Money give away at The Allentown Fair. Watch this video: and we will see you at the Great Allentown Fair.

Local Magician To Give Away Free Money

2011-08-27T15:38:00.001-07:00

You have to see this: http://www.free-press-release.com/news-magician-to-give-away-money-at-2011-allentown-fair-1314337925.html

Check it out!

2011-08-27T15:27:00.001-07:00

Hey, you will want to check out this: http://www.squidoo.com/birthday-magician-pa

We Have Done It Again!

2011-07-21T14:50:00.001-07:00

Yep, we have updated http://EntertainersResourceCenter.com for all the entertainers to look at and learn from. There are so many things listed in our archives section that can help your business. If you are an entertainer you need to check them out.

Video blogging for entertainers

2011-05-04T12:41:00.001-07:00

Mark Mysterrio talks about video blogging for entertainers. See the post and video here: http://entertainersresourcecenter.com/2011/05/04/video-blogging/

If you know anyone in the entertainment field - have them check out all the cool stuff on our site EntertainersResourceCenter.com

Entertainers - Check This Out!

2011-04-16T10:38:00.001-07:00

If you are in the entertainment field you will want to check out this site: http://EntertainersResourceCenter.com

It's BBQ time

2011-04-03T10:23:00.001-07:00

We just updated our site: http://bbqribsonthegrill.com and we think you will like it.

Do You Know Anyone Looking For Great Web Design?

2011-03-25T03:47:00.001-07:00

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Sell Your Cash Today

2011-03-06T03:30:00.001-08:00

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BBQ Ribs On The Grill Squidoo

2011-03-05T12:06:00.001-08:00

Well if you like BBQ ribs on the grill we have a new Squidoo lens at: http://www.squidoo.com/bbq-ribs-on-the-grill

If you like BBQ you should check it out. You can also check out or webpage from there by clicking the key words BBQRibs On The Grill.

Enjoy!

BBQ Ribs On THe Grill

2011-03-02T20:41:00.001-08:00

Sunrise Associates launched a new site - it is still up and down so if you see a 404 error page - check back soon. This issue will be settled in the next 3 days and the site will always be up then.http://bbqribsonthegrill.com go there and have some fun...

Video Log Updated

2011-03-02T20:39:00.001-08:00

Mark Mysterrio World Record Holder & Magician has posted another in his video blog series. Check it out at: http://ultimatemagicshows.com

MTV Teen Star Amber Portwood Weight Loss

2011-02-28T15:19:00.001-08:00

Here is the video:

Weight Loss

2011-02-20T12:28:00.001-08:00

Hello, if you know of anyone who is having issues with weight loss, we have a site that might help them here: http://mark9789.eliteweightlosspackage.com

If you like Laptop computers...take a look at this

2011-02-17T15:34:00.001-08:00

If you are in need of a new laptop or are just into looking you might want to check out our newest squidoo lens here: http://www.squidoo.com/laptop-computers-and-more this lens is full of some of the most up to date and awesome computers on the market today.

The best part is there are all right there for your review. You can also click on the word laptop to see even more items for sale in the market place.

Are All Magicians created equal?

2011-02-16T18:48:00.001-08:00

http://birthdaypartymagician.wordpress.com/ is the blog of Birthday magician Mark Mysterrio. Today, Mark has a new post and you will want to go and check it out. Mr. Mysterrio answers that question on his birthday magician blog. Go check it out.

Mark Mysterrio Rocks New Jersey

2011-02-14T02:19:00.001-08:00

Mark Mysterrio was in the great state of New Jersey today doing another one of our magic shows. Mysterrio put this lens up a while back:

http://www.squidoo.com/birthday-magician-nj about birthday party events. The show today was not Mysterrio's bithday party show however. Today's show was for a private client and a sweet heart of a party for the holiday of 2/14

However if you want a great party magicina in NJ you can go here:

http://www.squidoo.com/birthday-magician-nj

One More Page...Just Give Me One More Page...

2011-02-09T19:52:00.001-08:00

Yes, Mark Mysterrio has created a few extra pages on the World Wide Web just for fun. Like this one: http://www.squidoo.com/the-best-magician-in-the-world

The page is done just as a funny and unique page. This keeps google happy because it always looks for unique content.

Mark Mysterrio's New Hub Page

2011-02-06T16:01:00.001-08:00

http://hubpages.com/hub/BirthdayMagicanNJ is our new hub page. Go check it out. Thanks So Much!

My New Hypnosis Blog

2011-02-05T12:19:00.001-08:00

I don't know if any of you have ever tried to use hypnosis or not. I have used and still use hypnosis almost daily and I enjoy it. So I started a blog on it here: http://amazinghypnosis.wordpress.com

You can also just :

click here

Birthday Magician NJ

2011-02-01T16:33:00.001-08:00

Mark Mysterrio has added a lens at Squidoo. You can visit: www.squidoo.com/birthday-magician-nj to see the newest details of his birthday magician nj show.

Mysterrio Has A New Squid Like Look...

2011-01-29T21:40:00.001-08:00

Yea, I know that was weird...but we have to tell you about our all new Squidoo lens. Have you seen these things? What is a Squidoo lens? Well, I could tell you but it is easier if I show you.

So here, go look - it's free! : http://www.squidoo.com/magician-mark-mysterrio

Stop saying: "I'm Broke" and do something about it

2011-01-28T16:19:00.001-08:00

I know the fustration of not having money and the feeling of being broke. Listen, you have to make the most of your situation. Don't talk about it - do something and make more money.

Here is my review of a great program that does work. Yes, it does cost some money and yes - if you buy the system I will get a percent. Is that why I show it to you - NOPE! I show it to you because you have the power to use it to change your life. Listen - even if you do not buy it right now - go read my review and watch the free 5 minute video and you will see what I mean.

Oh, by the way - if you try the system and do not make money with it - my friend Alex will give you $100.00 - why does he do that? Go watch the video to find out! I use this system and Alex does too.

Check it out here: http://moneylikemagic.wordpress.com/

Birthday Magician PA

2011-01-13T15:47:00.000-08:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com is the website of PA Birthday magician Mark Mysterrio. When you search Birthday Magician PA, you may find a wide asortment of magicians. Remember that magicians are a dime a dozen. So, why do business with Birthday Magician PA Mark Mysterrio?

Simple. Mark Mysterrio Birthday Magician PA goes a cut above the rest of magicians to make your event unforgettable and fun.

When you look online for Birthday Magician PA, Mysterrio is bound to be there on the top of the list. Visit his website and request his FREE information packet and you will see for yourself why you will want to do busienss with Birthday Magician PA - Mark Mysterrio

My artile on Oprah

2011-01-09T21:17:00.001-08:00

Go here: http://telewatcher.com/telewatching/what-is-going-on-with -oprah-winfrey/

to read it and feel free to click on a few ads - this is how I get paid...lol

Mark Mysterrio gets a Jingle.

2011-01-04T20:44:00.001-08:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com Mark Mysterrio announced today that he is working on a new jingle for his all new 2011 magic show. Mark has been working with a professioanl jingle writer since thanksgiving of 2010.

Mysterrio has been the hold up - not the jongle writer. Mysterrio was so busy with his holiday shows that he was not able to get back to the jingle writer as quick as he would have liked to.

Mark Mysterrio - who holds the world record for laying on a bed of nails for the longerst time in history , (283 hours and 5 min - 11 and 1/2 days) feels that it is time to add a jingle to his show and states that 2011 will be the year.

Discover The Magic Birthday Party

2011-01-02T14:02:00.001-08:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com is the web page of mark mysterrio and home of the magic birthday party. Mark has updated his birthday blog and his video log for the new year. If you need a magic birthday party magician or know someone who does, send them to mark's website.

You never know what the magic birthday party will do for you in 2011. See you at Mysterrio's website and we will see you at the show.

Chiropractic Marketing - Make 2011 The Best Year Ever!

2010-12-27T01:51:00.001-08:00

Chiropractic marketing is very important if you want your Chiropractic office to get more patients. I want to help you make 2011 the best year ever. Sign up for my FREE Marketing call. There is nothing for sale on the call - just great information about how to make 2011 the best year ever.

You can read more here: http://chiro-marketing.yolasite.com

Chiropractic Marketing

2010-12-27T01:49:00.001-08:00

Read more at : http://chiro-arketing.yolasite.com

kids party entertainers - Blog update

2010-12-20T14:29:00.001-08:00

I have updated my blog here: http://birthdaypartymagician.wordpress.com/2010/12/20/kids-party-entertainers/

feel free to go there and take a look. Also, you may want to read some of the other stuff on the blog. Some of these things are just poted so that search engines pick them up - so if you find a very simple post, that is why.

Party Entertainers For Kids

2010-12-16T23:23:00.000-08:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com is a great site when you are looking for party entertainers for kids. The World's Greatest Magician as some little girl called him is ready to make your event unforgettable.

Party entertainers for kids are an awesome way to have a great event. If you are looking for great party entertainers for kids, check out our website. IF you are looking for party entertainers for kids in NJ, we go there too - just ask.

New Parent Blog

2010-12-15T00:11:00.001-08:00

The New Parent Blog is up and running. You can visit the blog here: http://newparentblog.wordpress.com

Can You Use Another $500 Starting today?

2010-12-10T22:28:00.001-08:00

Can You Use Another $500 Starting today?

Well, if you ever wondered how to make money online, you need to go get this free video. It will show you a proven way to make money online.

To get the video and see my review of the product got here: http://moneylikemagic.wordpress.com/

Please hurry, this program belongs to my freind Alex and he told me that he might take this program down in the next few days. I suggest you go check it out now. http://moneylikemagic.wordpress.com/

Magic Birthday Party blog update

2010-12-09T21:06:00.001-08:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com/birthdayblog has been updated. There you will find some information about having a magic birthday party. Enjoy the site and we will see you at the birthday.

Magic Birthday Party Ideas

2010-12-09T14:27:00.001-08:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com/birthdayblog is the place to go if you are looking for magic birthday party ideas.

Candle Spells

2010-12-09T05:48:00.001-08:00

http://candlespells.wordpress.com is a great site for candle spells.

if you like to know the history of spells and spell candles, this is an awesome site. It looks like the site is new so check it often.

Chiropractors Get More Patients

2010-12-09T05:35:00.001-08:00

http://ezinearticles.com/?Marketing-For-Chiropractors---Get-More-Patients-With-Ease&id=3920857

Read my article if you are looking to get more patients to your office. After you do, go sign up for my free stuff on the second website. Enjoy!

Untitled

2010-12-09T04:50:00.001-08:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com Hello. I just wanted to take a second to say hello and tell you about my website in the post.

If you are looking for the magic birthday party, you can find it here. If you need a magician for any reason, let me know.

Magic Stuff and Things

2010-11-12T12:12:00.000-08:00

Today I did my show at The Shawnee Playhouse. The people in the audience had a great time and to be honest, so did I. The most important part for me is my audience. If they are happy - so am I.

I am very happy tonight because I am going to see my fellow magician and master marketer - Brad Ross. Brad is a great guy and a wonderful magician. He is the star in Disney's Mickey's Magic Show. I can't wait to see the show and my friend Brad Ross.

Well more about my show...

The Shawnee Playhouse is packed with new shows every year and so I told them that I would scrap out our show tomorrow because they need to update some lights on the stage and some other things. So, no show tomorrow - but that is just fine by me. I will be tired from tonight and I have a gig in the afternoon tomorrow as well.

So - it is all good! I will be putting up some you tube videos and photos. Keep looking for them soon. Also we will be doing two shows for the Holiday Season at The Shawnee Playhouse in December. I'll keep you posted soon.

Shawnee Playhouse Show Nov 6, 2010

2010-11-06T11:01:00.000-07:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com

Hello everyone. My show went well today at th Shawnee Playhouse. My good friend and fellow magician S. Patrick caught me in the act. I am doing my opening number which is the Miser's Dream and as I look out into the audience I see S. Patrick.

I felt like a deer caught in the headlights. I thought maybe I did something against the magician's code and he was there to take me off to that secret dark room where all the very bad magicians are taken by the IBM and SAM (two of the national magician's groups.) S. Patrick may be the one to come get me because he is our local chapter president and the R.V.P. of the national organization. Yep, as he is 'THE BIG WIG" in our area I thought for sure he was going to drag me in to see the darm chamber.

Well, it turns out that he had some time to kill before his set of shows and just showed up to watch and say hello. As it turns out I pulled him up and we fooled the audience together until the very end when I told everyone who he was.

I think it is safe to say that we both a pretty good time. I just want to say that I think it is awesome when two magicians can get along as we all should. S. Patrick has been a friend of mine for many years and I just want to say Thank You S. Patrick for being there when I needed you most and I hope our friendship and our art form will be around for the next 1000 or more years.

Mysterrio's Friday Update

2010-11-05T12:50:00.000-07:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com Mark Mysterrio World Record Holder & Magician here. Today I did my Magic & Mystery for Kids at The Shawnee Playhouse. The show was my first show since I left Myrtle Beach S.C.

I had a great time at the show and everyone in the audience seemed to have a great time. The playhouse was almost sold out. One person was standing - OKAY - the person that was standing was me...but any way...

The show went well and at the end of the show I had all the children line up and come on stage with me. WOW that was awesome!!!! The teachers and parents got a little crazy but all went well.

So there we were with everyone onstage and everyone happy. The show lasted about one hour and 15 minutes. This is longer than I run but it was okay. Sometimes we extend the shows because of the schools and such.

Okay well, I am back from Myrtle Beach S.C. and we are ready to do more shows. You can see my show tomorrow at The Shawnee Playhouse or you can catch me on Nov 12, 13 or my last shows for the year are in December. Hope to see you at the show.
Visit my website at: http://ultimatemagicshows.com
and you can get tickets for the show there too.

It Is showtime...Don't Miss it!

2010-11-02T21:43:00.000-07:00

Yes, it is showtime for me once again at the Shawnee Playhouse. I love working at the Shawnee Playhouse. We are in Myrtle Beach S.C. right now shooting some new video and working on a bunch of things including my all new 2011 show for The Shawnee Playhouse. We are also working here in Myrtle and North Myrtle area.

We are leaving in the AM and heading back to Stroudsburg PA. We will be doing a show on Friday at The Shawnee Playhouse at 10 a.m. and again on Saturday. I can't wait to see all my friends and fans at The Playhouse.

Our tickets are selling quickly and we suggest that you get yours now. I only have about six shows left for the 2010 season and then this show retires and a new show starts.

You can get information on my website at: http://ultimatemagicshows.com
You can also get information on my all new book there as well.

Okay, we have alot more stuff to tell you but...you will have to wait until I am able to post once more...see you at the show.

We are not affiliated with Aardvark Entertainment or Mark and George Clark.

Mysterrio's Shawnee Playhouse Shows

2010-10-22T07:34:00.001-07:00

http://www.ultimatemagicshows.com Mark Mysterrio will host another set of shows at The Shawnee Playhouse starting in November. If you like magic you will not want to miss Mark Mysterrio's show.

You can read more about Mark's November shows here: http://www.theshawneeplayhouse.com/magicshow.htm

We will see you at the show!

* Mark Mysterrio is not affiliated with Aardvark Entertainment.

Mark Mysterrio Writes For Ezine Articles

2010-10-12T21:54:00.000-07:00

Yes, it is true that Mark Mysterrio has articles at Ezine Articles. View them here: http://ezinearticles.com and do a search for Mark Mysterrio.

You can also visit Mark's webpage at http://ultimatemagicshows.com

Stroudsburg PA Magician

2010-09-07T11:08:00.000-07:00

Stroudsburg PA Magician

The Mr. Mysterrio Show is wonderful for any event in Stroudsburg PA. Mark is a Stroudsburg PA Magician. Engage Mark Mysterrio. Mark is perfect for your next party if you want a Stroudsburg PA Magician. His website is: http://ultimatemagicshows.com

East Stroudsburg Magician

2010-09-07T00:07:00.000-07:00

East Stroudsburg Magician

If you are looking for an East Stroudsburg Magician, you have come to the right place. Mark Mysterrio is a World Record Holder & East Stroudsburg Magician. You can visit his East Stroudsburg Magician website here: http://ultimatemagicshows.com

Some People Are Just Rude!

2010-08-30T19:38:00.000-07:00

As an entertainer I try my very best to give everyone respect. I treat people the way that I would like to be treated. That being said, some people are just cruel and rude. I am not sure if this is because of the way their childhood went or if it that they think at the age of twenty four (which seems to be the average age) they are entitled to be nasty and rude.

I don't often talk about things like this in my life - most of these people are not worthy the time of day to react to their limited understanding of the world. However, today I had nothing better to write about so I took the time to gripe about it here.

Okay, my point is simple:

BE KIND because the judgements you make on others are only the way you see yourself. Once you offend someone there may be no chance to heal that hurt. Think before you act!~

Be Well,

Mysterrio
http://ultimatemagicshows.com

Aardvark Entertainment

2010-08-25T22:51:00.000-07:00

Aardvark Entertainment: for the record I was never under contract with Mark Clark Magician or his company Aardvark Entertainment. I used to do a few jobs with them and we shares several of the same clients - but I was never under ANY contract with them.

Not Affiliated with Aardvark Entertainment. That's the truth!

Visit MY website at: http://ultimatemagicshows.com

East Stroudsburg Magic

2010-07-01T19:49:00.000-07:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com East Stroudsburg Magic would not be the same with out Mark Mysterrio magician. Mark will appear at the year's Freedom Fest in the park on July 4th, 2010.

Mysterrio missed last years event due to illness but is looking forward to his return this year. Mark Mysterrio will be doing walk around magic and helping out area business like Gorman Chiropractic and The Magick Cauldron a New Age Store.

Mark Mysterrio no longer does marketing for the online ezine tastes like rock after a dispute with the editor over concert tickets. However, Mysterrio has other articles published on the world wide web.

You can see Mark's show at The Shawnee Playhouse on 7/2/10 and 7/3/10 and you can see Mark at the Freedom Fest on 7/4/10.

For more information go to: http://ultimatemagicshows.com

Garfield's In The Stroud Mall ~ No More Magic

2010-06-28T20:42:00.001-07:00

Hello everyone, Mark Mysterrio World Record Holder & Magician here. I just wanted everyone to know that I am no longer at Garfield's in The Stroud Mall. It has been a few weeks since the manager GM ,Matt has told me that he no longer needed my service. Matt remarked that he 'felt bad because I have been with Garfield's for so long." and Matt also said : "I would like you back in September."

However, I am not sure that I would go back to work there if they were to call me. I have a new book out, a successful show at The Shawnee Playhouse and many other shows that I am doing on a daily basis and to be honest they are more rewarding and higher paying.

I was just talking to my good friend international magician Brad Ross about this a few days ago.
Sometimes it is better to do less shows and get paid more. As many people know, for me it is not about the money - it is about helping people and business' succeed and many times people just can not see the value that is before them. I feel this is very true with the management of Garfield's and perhaps Stroud Mall in general.

I am not bitter about this, please understand that. However, many of you have asked me for the number of Garfield's so you can call and tell them you miss having the Magician (Mark Mysterrio) so here it is: Ask for Matt at Garfield's 570-420-1007

As a side not my website is: http//ultimatemagicshows.com
My Show - tales of magic and mystery for kids is at The Shawnee Playhouse until July 3rd 2010 And will be back once again in November.

as always, the show must go on! Be Well !!!!

Mark Mysterrio Speaks On Laura's 209 Dump

2010-05-08T09:13:00.000-07:00

Restaurant In Stroudsburg, PA

2010-03-28T06:23:00.001-07:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com/garfields Restaurants In Stroudsburg PA

Looking To Make Money Online With Ease?

2010-03-23T01:49:00.001-07:00

http://moneylikemagic.wordpress.com Looking To Make Money Online? Check This Out!

Restaurants In Stroudsburg PA

2010-03-22T09:11:00.001-07:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com/garfields Restaurants In Stroudsburg PA

Restaurant in Stroudsburg PA

2010-03-20T12:48:00.001-07:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com/garfields

Restaurant in East Stroudsburg PA

2010-03-20T12:44:00.001-07:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com/garfields

Hair Salon Marketing Plan

2010-03-20T12:19:00.001-07:00

http://tiny.cc/ZLSQh

Awesome Restaurant in PA

2010-03-18T06:15:00.001-07:00

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Hair Salon Marketing Video

2010-03-18T05:37:00.001-07:00

http://tiny.cc/ZLSQh Hair Salon Marketing

Hair Salon Marketing Video

2010-03-15T07:28:00.001-07:00

http://tiny.cc/ZLSQh

Restaurants In Stroudsburg PA

2010-03-15T05:04:00.001-07:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com/garfields Restaurant in Stroudsburg PA

Birthday Magician

2010-03-14T08:00:00.001-07:00

http://ultimatemagicshows.com This is the website of Mark Mysterrio World Record Holder & Magician and Author.

Aardvark Entertainment Group of International Magicians

2010-03-14T07:21:00.001-07:00

http://www.aardvarkentertainmentgroup.com International Magicians Directory

Aardvark Entertainment Group of International Magicians

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Let's all get clean!

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We jumped from Texas to Georgia to play a fair there. Doc takes the rig over to the car wash with the crew because we got into town way early! He tells everyone, look...it's going to be a day or so before they get us water - I'll was the rig and everyone strip down -we'll all get clean for a dollar at the carwash.

Keep in mind, I am only fresh out of high school at this point. Well, the fat lady and the midget strip. The aneroxic tattoo guys strips...Doc has two 'show wives' with him - they strip...Doc and I were the only two dressed.

Doc, hits everyone witn the hose and they soap up....all nude as can be...soapy...wet.
Well, the police pull up...and I don't mean the singing group - they want to arrest everyone and Batman Rick - Well, Rick yells at the cops : "Officer, I'll be right with you - for your own safty, please stay back 10 feet - I have to wash off this chemical spill we got from that bad accident - this crap causes German rot disease - it got on all of us and we have to get it off - it is very toxic. Have you ever seen Gernman Rot Disease Officer?"

The police officer is almost alarmed at this point and he says: "No Sir" Batman goes on rincing people off and the cop is visibly alarmed - he says: 'Well Sir, you have to get washed off and get them down the road out of here." Doc Batman says: "Yes Sir, the hospital won't take um till they are clean...Thank You Officer."

The cops leave - Rick loads up the crew and I stood there thinking just last year I was an innocent high school boy who wanted to be a magician - now this- I am part of a traveling freak show- Oh God...what's next?

So Jim looks at us....you remeber Jim? He is the one that said: Doc, why did thay guy Jump out of the window...well, Jim says to Doc: "What did the cops want Doc?" So Doc says: "Blockhead, that didn't want you to put that hose up your nose." To which Jim says: "Doc, it would never fit...what are the cops in this town stupid?"

Thinking......

Just hanging around

2009-12-24T12:12:00.001-08:00

So I walk into the sideshow tent one night and it's kinda dark as the show power is off. So as i am walking through the tent I hear this voice...'Hey Mark' It's Batman Rick...but where is he?

After a little while I look over towards the knife board and there he is, hanging upsidedown from the knife board. Now wait, I know that shounds 'far fetched' but it is the truth.

So Batman Rick is hanging upside down on the knife board. He was doing situps and getting a good work out...but, well..he got a bit tired and fell asleep from exhaustion...just hanging upside down. Kinda weird huh...well, nothing is normal around a sideshow...or is it?

Mark Mysterrio
http://ultimatemagicshows.com

It gets sweeter...

2009-12-21T22:44:00.000-08:00

So there is Doc with water on his tourches and no way he can eat fire at this point. I have not done my bed of nails stunts yet. Doc slips into the housetrailer and gets some sugar and he also gives some kid who knows how much money to get a bag of cotton candy.

As I am getting ready to do the bed of nail, Doc spreads out the cotton candy on this bed of nail. I am talking to the audience and when I get to the part: "I make my mind believe I am sleeping on a bed of fluffy clouds" Doc, spreads out this cotton candy on the spikes of my nails...I know i am in for something at this point.

He says to me: "Fluffy White clouds?" I say: "Yes, fluffy white clouds" and with that, Doc pours a a five pound bag of sugar on the cotton candy...he throws on some fruit to show the spikes are real...and just as i am on the nails in this sugar-rrry mess, Doc takes the water from the tourches and spills it all over me.

Man, I was sticky for the next several shows....and most of the next day.
This joke truely was ON ME!

Mark Mysterrio
http://ultimatemagicshows.com

So Ya Wanna Play Jokes Huh?

2009-12-20T19:33:00.001-08:00

Okay, so on the show you never knew what was going to happen, we had a show that just kept going from open to close - act after act after act. Well, my cousin Jim always set the magic props for me and everything was loaded and ready to go. One night Jim and Doc Batman thought it might be fun to try some new things. In my dove pan they placed 5 live mice.

I do the show and as I am getting ready to produce my doves, out pops five live mice which run down my arm and all over the stage...I am sure I jumped a little and the audience...they jumped alot. Live Mice are now running everywhere and so are the people in the show....screaming.....Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

I get to the 'head chop' part of the routine where I bring a girl up - pretend to pull off her bra vai the baffling bra trick and put her in the stocks where she is looking down into an empty bucket. I get this girl all locked up and notice there is something in the bucket...it's a fish bowl full of live goldfish. I'm like what is going on here....Doc yells from the back of the house: "Watch her head, she might drown in that water. " I do my act and realize that everyone wants to have fun...so everyone does and it was great...until the next night...

The next night I start talking up the fire eatter. Now the fire eatter is Rick's wife (at the time) Shelly....but I leave that part out and tell everyone that Doc is the best fire eatter in the whole USA. (which might be true) Now, Rick has not eatten fire in a long time.....But I am cranking up the heat so bad that Jimmy Hofa could have came back and ate fire and the crown still would have wanted Doc to do his fire act. I am building him up very big...."he swigs the gas and throws a flame 10 feet wide and 5 feet high, you can see if from the earth to the sky." "Doc has been on Johnny Carson and ate fire at Donald Trumps Birthday party....and I just went on.

Doc knows he MUST eat fire - so he agrees...he takes out the tourches....takes out his lighter...gets ready for the big act. He touches the lighter to the tourch and NOTHING...He dunks the torch into the bucket of fuel...light the lighter...NOTHING....

I never did tell him - Water in place of fuel does not burn....HaHa Doc. 2 funny

Mark Mysterrio
http://ultimatemagicshows.com

Every Doctor Needs A Nurse

2009-12-18T23:36:00.000-08:00

And when there are sharp objects like a bed of nails around...I might need one too. Both Batman and I have come along way since our 20 year meeting. Batman has been married five times (more on that later) Batman tells me he fell in love with this 'nurse' (also a sideshow term for lady) from the Maryland area and he tells me he loves her alot.

I say...every Doctor needs a Nurse.

Mark Mysterrio
http://ultimatemagicshows.com

Bed Of Nails & Other Sideshow Thoughts

2009-12-18T23:12:00.000-08:00

In the sideshow I used to do the bed of nails act. Sometimes I would show the bed of nails and just lay down on it and other nights I would sit on it cross-legged. One night I remember Batman Rick thought it would be funny to throw knifes into a watermelon that was on my chest.

I used to joke about the fatlady sitting on me and I would tell people that I would put my blindfold on so the fatlady could not see me. You would be shocked at how many people never got the humor of that.

Now keep in mind that I am working with a circus sideshow...it is "P.C." and an honor to call FannyMae by her sideshow name...that is, FannyMae the fatlady. Now, keep in mind we call her that because....well....FannyMae and FannyMae not...all depends on her mood.

So I am on the bed of nails with my mask on and Batman has Jim place the watermelon on my chest - just like part of the act and all is going according to plan when all the sudden I feel like someone is throwing water on me - like a spritzer or sprinkler...short bursts of water. For my own safty, I slide the mask off and look at the watermelon to find it is full of throwing knives and Batman is serving to a sideshow tent full of people.

To this day I wish I left the mask on.

Mark Mysterrio
http://ultimatemagicshows.com

It Wasn't Me...or was it?

2009-12-17T23:21:00.000-08:00

Well we used to have this girl we would call 'The Headless Girl" well, I still use this in my act - I can't tell you how we do it but I will tell you this, The Girl looks real because she IS real.

Well, Rick used to scout out these 'places' where girl worked tending bar or doing a 'dance' and he would get ones that had nice...well...you know, nice 'upper body' types. Well, he had this one girl with DD size 'upper body' and he put her in this headless thing...so she had no head - she can't see very well once inside of it -so she has to trust who she works for and she did.

One night as we were closing the show, she says to Rick: "Could you keep the guys from touching my body!" Rick said, "Who's touching you?" The girl says" the skinny guy, (Points to me) Rick says: "Oh, he is also a M.D. - yep, he is the Sideshow Doctor and he is checking you out to make sure you don't expire in that get up you have to be in (meaning the headless gaff) He's a doctor, he knows what he is doing.

So the girl says; "Oh, I didn't know...I'm sorry...it's okay" After she leaves I look at Doc and say: "I didn't touch her...I didn't" Rick just smiles...It took me until the next night to figure out who was doing the touching.

It's All Fun Until The Cops Come.

2009-12-17T22:24:00.000-08:00

One morning Doc calls me over to his housetrailer and he has this big sewing needle out on the table. He says, I have a new act that you can do Markie. I watched....I thought sure he was going to have me push this needle down the hollow throat of the rubber chicken and claim he was the sword swallowing chicken. Nope, I could not get that lucky!

Doc picks up this huge sewing needle and proceeds to push the thing into his arm. There is blood just dripping down his arm - but he is in no pain. I start to shake a bit...feel a bit woozey...
Doc pulls the needle out, wipes it off - does somthing to clean it up...I don't know I was ready to get very sick to my stomach. Doc says: "okay, markie...you try it"

I start to argue with Doc - "Oh no pal, I'm the magician and the bed of nails guy...yada yada."
Batman Rick says : You are the pain proof man. I agreed - but that was the wrong thing to do in this case. Rick picks up the sewing needle...kinda moves it out of the way and squeezes abit of fat from around my stomach...."Just relax" he says "When you squeeze the fat here it will stop you from getting sick to your stomach" I thought he was right because I was feeling alittle better.

All the sudden Rick pushes this needle into my stomach and I leave out yell : "OOOUUUUUCCCHHHHH" ~~~~~I must be honest, it hurt!
Rick said "Control your mind Mark...it's all in the mind" Well, this all builds up to the bed of nails stunt...because Rick was 100% right, it was all in the mind.

As my blood filled my t-shirt and made a mess everywhere I started to feel better about the pain.
Now my cousin Jim comes walking over and sees my blood everywhere and says: "Are you okay Mark?" Now, I am trying to get used to the pain and am in shock because I have a needle hanging out of my stomach....Jim heard a huge "OOOUUUCCCHHHHH" and came over to see what the noise was about.....but here I am with this needle in my stomach and my own blood everywhere and Jim asks me the dumbest question ever: Are you okay Mark? I said to him, "Would you be okay with this needle in your gut?" Jim thinks this is a joke or a magic trick and he says: "that's gross." Now, I don't know how to take that from a guy that sticks stuff up his nose for a living.

Rick says to me: "See it's been 5 minutes and you are fine...do that in the show tonight" So, well...i end up putting it into the show thinking it would be no big deal and on my first try there is this 6 foot tall dude there trying to impress his girl - he knows how we do each act, the swords fold up, the girl is a guy, the guy is a girl, we use trap doors, we use fat suits - you name it and this guy was WRONG....about everything. Well, I pushed that needle into my arm and this dude just faints...his friends catch him ~ he's out cold. It's tear down night - we are moving out of one town and into another one....well, we get finished and go to Denny's and there is this farmboy that tried to impress his girlfriend.

Well, I send Jim out to the truck to re-adjust my bed of nail because we just threw them into the truck and I knew they kinda rolled around abit on the way over to Denny's . I order my food and Jim's - he is outside stacking the truck.

Well, the Fatlady is in the Denny's and our midget was there and well..we were used to people looking at us funny and like we were weird. This farmboy sees that the fatlady is still in her 'fatsuit' so he knows that was WRONG and he sees the midge is walking around - with no trick mirrors - so he knows that's WRONG. This ugly farmboy was about to make the worst mistake of his life and he didn't even know it. Rick and whatever girl he has at the time are sitting there eatting and this farm boy walks over to Rick and says : We don't serve long haired hippies in here.

Ricks says to him - trying to be polite ~ "Oh? Why not, they serve hog like you here farmboy." I thought oh no...here we go...This dude says to Rick: "How about you say this outside?" All I can think about is Jim is outside re-making the truck and this could get messy and I am not in the mood for this. The dude says to Rick:" say that outside" So Rick says to the dude:'Why, you can't hear inside? Go eat you slop hogboy and if you still feel like you want to wallow in your own muck, maybe after I eat...wipe that dung off your boots and eat your slop and when I am finished I'll take you on...fair enough?"

This guy makes an attempt to grab Rick - All I remember seeing is ole farm boy gets thrown through a plate glass window - people are running everywhere and someone calls the cops. This dude lands in the parking lot - Jim turns around and ole farmboy missed my bed of nails by about 3 inches. The cops come....Rick pays $250 cash for the broken glass and ole farmboy goes to jail for disorderly conduct.

Jim comes in to eat his food and says: "Why did that guy jump out the window Doc?"

Mark Mysterrio
http://ultimatemagicshows.com

When You Are On Nails...The Show Never Stops

2009-12-17T20:43:00.000-08:00

I do want to tell you about the bed of nails and how I did my little 'world record' thing...but there is so much more stuff that needs to be brought out as a basis for why I did it and such and alot of this has to do with Batman. See, with Batman Rick at the wheel, the show never stops...but we do break for food every so often.

Speaking of food, are you hungy? Well, I was and so was Batman. So we pulled into this Perkins. Batman parks the motor home close, the show is all loaded as is my bed of nails that we used in the act. Batman Rick and I go into the Perkins and we sit down. Keep in mind it is about 2 a.m. just around the time that Perkins changes shifts...now, you might wonder what a shift change at Perkins has to do with this but just keep reading...So this waitress comes over to take our order. We order and Batman says to me "Markie, look at the waitress, she is smoking hot." I said, Doc...I sometimes call Batman "Doc" ...So I say "Doc, that girl is like 23 and you are like 35, there is no way you could score with that girl. No way so don't try it, just save it for someone you have a chance with, I'd hate to see you disappointed." I get up and go to the restroom and come back.

Well, by this time the food is placed on the table and Batman is chatting with the waitress. This girl tells Batman she is engaged and show him this ring on her hand. Batman says: "That's not a good ring you know...it looks like cubic Z...and the waitress looks down at it and kinda looks abit sad. Doc says "Look honey, you seem like a nice girl and all but that ring is as fake as as fake can be and you my dear should have better. I have a very nice ring it's worth about $10,000 I imported it from Africa and to be honest, I have no use for it. This is genuine diamond....here take a look."

Batman pulls out this ring....to this day i have no idea where he got the thing. So this girl is trying the ring on with Batman's say so...and next thing you know, this waitress and Batman are talking about him giving her the ring along with it's paperwork which he thinks he has in his motor home.

By now this girl is holding Batman's hand as he is sliding this ring on and off her finger cheching the fit....he is rubbing her back with his free hand saying: "I know you love your boyfriend but you can always sell my ring and buy your guy a very nice one or use the money for your honeymoon or whatever...this ring I think went up in value it might be worth $15,000 or more by now. So this waitress asks who we are and how Rick got so much money to buy this ring and why he is just going to give it to her...so Rick says...Well, (pointing at me) that man over there you might have seen on TV. (I smile) That's my drummer and we are on our way to do the tonight show with Johhny Carson. She bought it!

This girl takes out a pen and paper and Rick and I sign a very nice autograph for her. Rick has this girl eatting out of the palm of his hand now...he says: 'I know you love your guy but I have an idea, 30 minutes with me in the motor home, you get the ring, the paperwork and your guy never has to know about anything...just 30 minutes in my motorhome...you can sell the ring or do whatever...it's yours.'

By this time, the staff at Perkins is bringing us fresh java every 28 seconds, drinks, food, cake, pie...you name it.....me, I am still eatting my pancakes.

Away go this girl and Rick out into the motor home...I'm eatting my pancakes and drinking my hot, fresh java...and I look at my watch...one hour and a half later.

In walks Rick, Batman is tired but very happy I said, Rick, did you have the paperwork for that ring...he says, 'Yes, I am going to mail it to her." I look down and he has an address and a phone number. Oh, and she loved it when i told her that I play the guitar in your bed of nails."

Rick smiles at me and says: "Let's go, we gotta make Carson before she finds out that ring isn't worth 10 bucks."

See ya soon.
Mark Mysterrio
http://ultimatemagicshows.com

Into The Tent They Went..2 C The Bed Of Nails?

2009-12-17T00:06:00.000-08:00

Yep, one by one they handed the ticket seller money and went inside to see the big show inside the big tent. Once they got inside it truely was show time....we started off with a magic act star-ing, yours truely.

The thing about that magic act was - you were never sure how long it might go. Once I did a 3 minute magic act and sometimes I could go one for 15 to 20 minutes with acts that included "Hananewchuck the dancing chicken" Now for those of you that don't know what Hananewchuck means Batman Rick told me it was an old native word that means "chicken with bat like movements" I never questioned him on it after that.

Yes, dancing chicken was another Batman mastermind...well, Batman Rick, Harry Albaker and myself we had to develop the routine for the chicken and we had to come up with a way for the chicken to do the tricks, teach him the steps, make him dance and obey all the livestock laws at the same time.

Well one night, after intense training - the chicken just was not working out, he would not do what we wanted him to do, he could not dance so, after much thought and countless hours of hard work, we were all hungry so, we had a great chicken dinner that could not be beat. The very next day we went to Spencer gifts and bought a rubber chicken and made him dance across the stage and "Clarence the dancing chicken was born."

Now, I used to make "Clarence lay on a bed of nails" but...more on that another day.

Mark Mysterrio
Magician, Sideshow & Foolery Artist
http://ultimatemagicshows.com