Well we used to have this girl we would call 'The Headless Girl" well, I still use this in my act - I can't tell you how we do it but I will tell you this, The Girl looks real because she IS real.
Well, Rick used to scout out these 'places' where girl worked tending bar or doing a 'dance' and he would get ones that had nice...well...you know, nice 'upper body' types. Well, he had this one girl with DD size 'upper body' and he put her in this headless thing...so she had no head - she can't see very well once inside of it -so she has to trust who she works for and she did.
One night as we were closing the show, she says to Rick: "Could you keep the guys from touching my body!" Rick said, "Who's touching you?" The girl says" the skinny guy, (Points to me) Rick says: "Oh, he is also a M.D. - yep, he is the Sideshow Doctor and he is checking you out to make sure you don't expire in that get up you have to be in (meaning the headless gaff) He's a doctor, he knows what he is doing.
So the girl says; "Oh, I didn't know...I'm sorry...it's okay" After she leaves I look at Doc and say: "I didn't touch her...I didn't" Rick just smiles...It took me until the next night to figure out who was doing the touching.
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